Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Substitutes

Last Thursday, I felt the little hitch on the back of my throat that always means a nasty headcold is coming.  By Friday morning, It felt as if my joints were all on the verge of deciding that they really didn't feel like joining anymore, my head had choosen dramatically increase its density, and my throat was trying to convince my brain that I could breathe fire.  No fun.

A trip the the Express Care on Friday afternoon revealed that I didn't have strep throat, so I did the manly thing and went about the business of my weekend while complaining the entire time.  Part of the business of the weekend was hosting a board game party, and preparing food for up to 12 folks.  I strictly followed safe food prep procedures, so I didn't spread what I thought to be a tough cold to my friends, and soldiered on, keeping Purell in business the whole time.  

Come Monday morning, I still felt like I'd been punched in the throat, but since I was still able to move, and didn't want to have to rely on Substitute Plans for my classes, I headed into work.  About two minutes into my second class, I got a call from the Express Care, letting me know that there had been some kind of mix-up with my test results, that I actually did have strep throat, and that "Gosh, I probably wasn't feeling well at all!"  Since strep is highly contagious, and I work with about 210 students on a typical Monday, I let the front office know and was essentially booted out of the building until I got my 24 hours of antibiotics in.

The reason I don't like using sick days isn't because I have an overly robust work ethic, or because I don't think a substitute could do justice to my pristine lesson plan.  It's because I have separate lesson plans for every period of the day.  And, frankly, I can barely keep on top of them, and I wrote them.  

As a COmputer Lab Assistant, I see every class in the school over the course of a week, sometimes two or three times.  I have 60 minutes of prep time each day, and much of that is writing curriculum, because there is none provided.  Now, I love this setup.  The days go by quickly, I get to be creative, and I like working with kids.  My Sub Folder, which contains just the essential information for a sub to get by, weighs in at about 2 lbs of paper.  It has class lists with log-in ID's, passwords to math and typing programs, schedules for each day of the week, emergency procedures, etc.  Unless a sub shows up early, they won't have time to look at anything until after their third class of the day.

I've had to use a sub twice before.  The first time was an absolute disaster that took about 2 weeks to recover from.  The second was a mitigated disaster that just left a couple classes behind.  Who knows what awaits when I get back in today?